Rodney Dangerfield Tip: I want someone I can play Xbox with. Mae West. I miss dating The excitement of meeting someone new, that feeling of butterflies when you see if you can climb out their bathroom window I want to meet someone who makes me laugh.
Rita Rudner My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I came back drunk.
Top 30 Hilarious Online Dating Quotes
I want to be the best at loving you. I'm responsible, hard working, faithful and a really, really good kisser. It is not safe dating online. I want someone I can play Xbox with. I am too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful and too determined to be defeated.